Subtitled, "Who the f$%# are you?" Well... that's what this page is for.

Name: Maggie
Gender: Female
Alternate Titles: Maggeh, Magster, The Stork What Eats Babies, Scary Neighbor Girl (from my JTHM cosplay), "Hey you over there."
Real eye color: Blue (yes, the eye in the picture is mine, and yeah, those are contacts. Some idiot actually asked me if they were natural one time.)
Manga/Comics I Like: Hellsing, X/1999, The Ring, Demon Diary, Chobits, Mars, Naruto, Wish, anything by Jhonen Vasquez, The Sandman series.
I Enjoy: Drawing, books by David Eddings, good movies, shiny things, weird conversations with my friends.
I Listen To: Classic rock, alternative, metal, classical, bagpipes, and lots of other kinds.
I Feed On: Dr Pepper, Cherry Coke, Pop Rocks, garlic rolls, chicken quesedillas, chocolate.
I Dislike: Stereotypical cheerleaders, coffee, books by John Steinbeck, bad movies, extreme temperatures, pop music, small talk.
Major Life Goals: Graduate from college, become fluent in German, cause a grown man to soil his pants in terror.

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